South Pacific.

What's that film we were trying to think of?

Gill

I've seen her eat and it's greed, pure greed

Family

If you can't support your own your no good to anyone are you? ( What I mean is as long as your good and haven't done anything bad. As long as your working and your not going around beating up old ladies.)

How to remember where you live

Dad: " To remember Kingston road, just ask yourself what is the capital of Jamaica then you won't forget " - Nan: " That's alright but I've forgotten what the capital of Jamaica is"

Dementia

(To mom)

Do you deal with people with dementia other than me?

Egg.

If you get tired at about 4 O'clock, have an egg

The Kitchen Whiteboard

Nan : " Why does it say £66 on the board?" - Dad: "That says egg"